Friday, December 30, 2016

Foundation

With a penchant for both science fiction and the classics, I decided to begin Asimov's Foundation series this summer. This is the first Asimov I've ever read, so I honestly didn't really know what to expect. Further, I've only read the first book of the multiple book series, so to say I have an incomplete picture of this work is an understatement.

Spoilers below!


The novel consists five distinct parts, each separated by several decades, advancing the timeline far enough for a new set of protagonists to deal with the historical consequences of the prior characters' actions.

Setting in a collapsing Romanesque galactic empire spanning millions of worlds, the premise is that a very gifted man, Harry Seldon, has devised a method (with the name 'Psychohistory') to scientifically with astonishing accuracy predict the future, up to thousands of years in advance, with, you know, math and stuff. Yeah, math. That's it.

Ok. The book's central conceit is psychohistory. If you have a hard time swallowing psychohistory, the underlying thread of this work begins to ravel. I love science fiction. I love fantasy. But for some reason I can divine, I had an impossible time suspending my disbelief regarding psychohistory. And that, along with numerous other issues, prevented me from truly appreciated Asimov's work.

A Very Dated Telling

Probably the biggest shock to me from the get go was the extremity to which this series dates itself. It was embarrassing, in a way, that such a revered novel could be so horribly dated through it's descriptions of technology. Perhaps some might consider this some of it's charm, but I found it extremely jarring.

The ultimate level of technology in this universe nuclear power. Ok, fine. We didn't want to invent some sort of fantastic science fiction power source that seemed contrived. (More on contrivance later...) Furthermore, nuclear power is the in the zeitgeist of this series' conception, so it makes sense that it might be a theme within the book.

All that said, however, one of the paradigms of the greats of science fiction across any medium is their ability to be prescient, to imagine a technology, culture, etc that may be magical at the point pen is put to paper, yet pans out in fact years later. Asimov himself may even be accused of this prescience in his Robot novels.

Well, whatever qualities he had in that regard seem sorely absent here. Nuclear technology, which perhaps seemed the wave of the future in the 1940's, doesn't age well. It doesn't have any magical properties described in the book, and further, radiation is quite deadly, despite the many characters tendency to bathe themselves in the stuff.

And this nuclear power is an extremely central theme. Entire civilizations lose knowledge of nuclear power, and the Foundation's knowledge of nuclear power becomes their prime means of shaping their destiny. They use this knowledge of nuclear power as a bargaining tool to ensure their continued survival, and even at times absolute control of other cultures.

All this begs the question, in my mind, how are their ships powered? These civilizations that have lost power - are we seriously suggesting that they're traveling interstellar distances with what.... coal and oil?

I suppose I shouldn't get hung up on this point, especially as I have the benefit of technological hindsight, but this point completely destroyed immersion for me as a reader. The best novels, of any genre, are timeless. The best science fiction novels are often, technologically, ambiguous. By hinging so much of this world on the use of something so specific and known (nuclear power), the novel has dated itself in the worst way possible.

Well. Maybe not the worst way.

Surprisingly Passive Sexism

There are no female characters worth mentioning in the book. In fact, I can only think of one female character in the first book. And she was greedy, spoiled, and cared only for her own vanity.

Look, I get it, it was written in a different time by a male author in a very different culture than that in which we currently live. But that aforementioned prescience many science fiction greats have been imbued with? Rarely is it confined to technology. Often they have dashes of it in their societies, norms which have evolved beyond our current culture, many of which we have later caught up and met.

Well, that is not the case here. Not only are the only primary characters male, but the only secondary characters are also male. Women just aren't worth mentioning in the narrative. I hear this changes in the later books. I hope this changes in the later books. But were I to someday have a daughter, this is not a book which I would recommend to her.

Contrivance. Contrivance Contrivance Contrivance. 

A Classic?

I'm genuinely puzzled. Why is this a classic? I can only hope the later novels offer some redemption, as I found myself forcing my way through this book, struggling to suspend disbelief (something I'm generally quite adept at) to choke down one more forced "Seldon crisis" and to hope for something of interest to happen at some point, any point, in the narrative.

The Russians have retweeted this clown.

The official Russian Embassy Twitter account:


But he's not a puppet, not a puppet.

You've got to be kidding me.


It's like a crappy amateur movie script. Except it's real. And we elected him.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

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Sometimes, for various reasons, I find the internet depressing.

And boy, I wish I knew what the 'next step' is.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Better Late Than Never

Those evil deregulation Republicans that led to the housing crisis...


Saturday, April 26, 2014

Disconnected



"I remember you when you were young and strong in your summer dress and your legs so long, my memories are only for me, I prefer them to reality."
That verse has lodged itself in my mind since I first heard it five years ago. 

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Social Media

Some people are so full of anger. And they must advertise it to the world.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Bit on Jimmy Kimmel


This is beyond depressing to watch. I want these to be staged so badly...


Tuesday, July 16, 2013

The Myth of Perfection

I don't often talk about my relationship with my wife, as it's something very personal that I don't often share with friends, much less with the anonymous world of the internet. But there is one thing I don't think I want to share, as I think it has become so essential that culture at large hear it today. It's something that is counter to mainstream culture, and what the television set and 'conventional wisdom' are selling you. And it's something that the world at large generally just doesn't want to hear because it doesn't give them warm fuzzies on the inside. What is this truth?

You will never find the perfect person.

But wait, isn't that settling?

Maybe? I don't think so. I think there is a difference. A bit of explanation.

Everyone should have a set of goals, ideas, standards, ethics, values, etc, that they wish to share with their future spouse. This isn't unreasonable. But what is unreasonable, I think, is expecting to find someone that meets each and every one of those bullet points. The only way you're going to find that is by dating yourself. In the real world you have to compromise.

Don't misunderstand, settling is a real thing, and I'm not denying that people do it. But in spectrum
with settling-for-someone-whom-you-have-nothing-in-common-with on one side, and waiting-forever-for that-perfect-someone on the other, in the middle is a vast zone that I would label 'real relationships.' The middle is occupied by happily married couples who stay the course. The closer you get towards "Perfect," the more the divorce/break up rate rises as people lump unreasonable expectations on their partner/spouse. The closer you get towards "Settling," the more dysfunctional and unhappy the relationship is, quite probably with an equal rise in the divorce/breakup rate.

And right in the middle? Commitment.

Waiting for Superman and/or Superwoman

We're bombard with sitcoms like How I Met Your Mother and Scrubs that, while amusing, accentuate the failure of the current system. Characters in said shows bounce from relationship to relationship, constantly on the cusp of commitment, but always at the very last minute finding a justifiable reason (in their mind) that the relationship could never work, so they in turn break it off only to jump right in to the next similar fiasco.

Now to the rational person, I think it's fairly obvious why this occurs. It's a television program, and if Ted Mosby met the love of his life in the first episode we would know how he met his children's mother and the television show would be over. Not much chance for syndication or future profits.

Unfortunately, though, I see this scenario playing out in the lives of those around me. Reality is being treated in the same manner as fantasy entertainment. Peers and acquaintances can't seem to find the person that is 'just right,' with whom they'll enjoy their happily ever after.

The problem is, they're searching for the wrong thing. They should be looking for someone whom they love despite their flaws, someone with whom they're willing to work through life's trials and hardships.

They're searching for the perfect person, forgetting that no one is perfect.

Get Your Ducks in a Row

My wife and I dated for four and a half years before marrying, making our relationship already statistically longer than the majority of marriages. Of those four and a half years, we were a long distance relationship for almost three and a half years. In that time we had disagreements, we both made mistakes. She's not 'perfect' for me, I think, by conventional wisdom. We don't have any overlapping hobbies, and our tastes in books and movies is often sharply different. Our taste in music is definitely in contrast, despite the fact that music brought us together.

But what we do have? Shared religious beliefs. Shared plans and values for our future family and life together. Shared financial opinions. (This one is important, and often skipped over by couples.) Shared commitment to each other. And we have a lot of fun together, no matter what we're doing. We each found someone that hits the major bullet points for what we want in a partner. The little ones? Eh. So what. She may not be able to name the seven original Dwarf Houses of Middle Earth, but I think we can work through that detail.

(I forgive her.)

Thursday, April 4, 2013

For Your (Spider) Viewing Pleasure

I generally feel all spiders are evil, but I'm not sure how I feel about this.